Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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