Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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