let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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