Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
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