this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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