What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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