I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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