wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Everything about him screamed your future.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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