did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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