He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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