he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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