why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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