Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
There r osticjed everywhere
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
