I'm so fucking centered right now
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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