She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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