if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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