He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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