dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
