bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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