Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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