I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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