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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand

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• (914): View more from New York

  This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.

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  maybe it's her son

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  thats not any better.

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• (+44): View more from England

  Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.

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• (975): View more from Missouri

  At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night

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• (530): View more from California

  Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking

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  That could use a little rephrasing

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho

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• (315): View more from New York

  I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.

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