: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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