at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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