CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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