are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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