If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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