you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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