Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I think people are normalizing furries
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Randomize
