My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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