I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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