Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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