You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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