So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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