Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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