my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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