No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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