there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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