he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
tell me about the eggs
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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