I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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