Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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