its not stalking. its research.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Randomize
