I want to make a zoo with you.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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