The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
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