adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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