Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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