Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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