I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I fill condoms, not promises.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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