They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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