Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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