Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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