he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Randomize
