am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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