last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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