everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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